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Published on 05/26/2022 at 11:43 am EDT

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I’m not a trader. I am an investor. I buy and hold til 0
— MyronGainz (@MyronGainz18) May 19, 2022

When your friend starts driving 150mph and says “I was all in on $luna and $ust bro” pic.twitter.com/zltO9TFtYy
— Altcoin Gordon (@AltcoinGordon) May 22, 2022

He finally got out. pic.twitter.com/nHRnff4UaQ
— Chris Cason (@Casonworld) May 22, 2022

🍌🦍 pic.twitter.com/XdWzaLoGam
— PiQ  (@PriapusIQ) May 24, 2022

Stock market is back baby! Only 37 more green days to break even pic.twitter.com/XAaDzaPwap
— Wall Street Memes (@wallstmemes) May 25, 2022

Live shot at every stock in my portfolio pic.twitter.com/syyWlC3Ir0
— Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79) May 24, 2022

The “Joe Biden economy” shirts out now: https://t.co/RUeDAyrHCu pic.twitter.com/IEmC7YZAT2
— Wall Street Memes (@wallstmemes) May 24, 2022

Snap -30% AH: Elon Musk rn: pic.twitter.com/iDE3nXDq5N
— Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79) May 23, 2022

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